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misfired Cordispondence gift

[reborningreen]

[ Oliver just meant to send Kate something to welcome here. Some nice wine, a card telling her she was thought of, and a set of hand wraps for fighting that were custom made in her Batwoman colors.

Instead, she gets a card declaring undying love, a set of lingirie, and a set of funcuffs. ]

text; un: kane

[paragonofcourage]

[ This...

This must be how everyone else was feeling. Deeply uncomfortable, Kate sets the package and card aside, out of sight, before texting him. ]

Just guessing... but I have a feeling whatever you meant to send me was not what I actually received.

Re: text; un: kane

[reborningreen]

...let me guess. Not wine and hand wraps for fighting?

[ This city... ]

[paragonofcourage]

Unless that's Star City lingo for lingerie and fuzzy handcuffs.

[reborningreen]

...no.

Wow.

They really shot far afield on that one.

[paragonofcourage]

I mean, the card expressing your undying love for me was the first hint that something was wrong.

[reborningreen]

...yeah okay.

I mean, I am sure you are awesome, but we have met, what, twice now?